Privacy Policy

I don't really want your data. I barely want my own.

That said, here's what may get collected when you visit this site:

Analytics

When I eventually add analytics (Google Analytics, Microsoft Clarity, or similar), they will collect:

• Pages you visit and how long you linger
• Where you came from (search, social, a wrong turn)
• Your approximate location (country/city — I don't know your house)
• Device type and browser

This is aggregated. I cannot identify you from it, and I wouldn't know what to do with that information if I could.

Cookies

Analytics tools may drop cookies in your browser. You can delete or block these in your browser settings. The site will still work fine.

If You Email Me

If you write to [email protected], I read it, possibly laugh, possibly respond, and don't share it with anyone.

Third-Party Services

• Google Analytics — Google Privacy Policy
• Microsoft Clarity — Microsoft Privacy Statement

Your Rights

You can:

• Ask what I have on you (probably nothing)
• Ask me to delete any email you sent me
• Stop cookies by adjusting your browser

For any of the above: [email protected]

Changes

I'll update this if anything meaningful changes. The date below will reflect that.

Last updated: January 2024.