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Fuck me—I'm a leftist asshole nodding along with this UCC nonsense like some braindead sheep, thinking Marx was right before he became a meme for suburban teenagers—but this actual implementation? It's goddamn hypocrisy wrapped in a tricolor flag.
Why do right-wing fucks want a UCC? It’s not because they suddenly give a shit about gender justice or equality; it’s because they want to stick it to the Muslims. That’s it. That’s the entire agenda.
And the irony is thick enough to choke on. We have Hindu gods banging multiple wives all the time—Murugan, that prick, has two, and Draupadi literally juggled five dicks without breaking a sweat—but the moment a Muslim guy does it, suddenly it's a "demographic threat"? Bullshit. If we’re going to worship polygamous assholes, we should at least have the decency to let mortals do the same. Pick a lane, dude.
Then you look at what they actually did in Uttarakhand. They want you to register your fuck-buddy with the state, creating a system of pervy surveillance creeps watching you bone just to make sure you aren't violating "culture" or whatever. It’s state-sponsored voyeurism.
I hate to admit it, but the dinosaurs in CPI-M were actually right. They warned us that uniformity ain't equality when the state hates minorities. They saw this train wreck coming while I was arguing about the timetable.
I want a real UCC—one with equal divorce, equal inheritance, and absolutely no bedroom cops—but instead, we get this minority-bashing garbage. So here I am, stuck defending shitty traditions I hate, just because the "progress" on offer is actually a prison.
Tired of this clown world. Psychopaths and cowards everywhere. Fuck it all.